Read what the critics say!
"i fuckin hate computers so much i shot the bitch and it still works"
"My computer sucks, your computer sucks, all computers suck, bill gates sucks, dell sucks, GATEWAY REALLY SUCKS, all computers suck, did i say all computers suck."
”I really hate computers. My sister sits on the computer all day long, and the stupid "you have mail" goes off all the time. I just want to hang myself “
"i went to the the broward library and got on the computer and the fucking thing was so damn slow a snail goes faster! i felt like shoving it up the districts already kissed asses! i really got pissed when it took 2 hours just to get to one website! so i went to some who works at the library and said these computers are fucking pieces of shit! she said ''these are top of the line dell computers" i was thinking top of the line my ass! so and what i am about to say is totally true.........bill gates you can take these crappy computers and shove them up your ass! oh and.....COMPUTERSSUCK.COM ROCKS!"
"My computer works great, because all I want it to do is sit there. It's great at that. Turning it on or trying to use if for really demanding tasks like searching the web (no, not designing rocket launches) are out of the question. The whole point of having a computer is simply to have it. Time saving device? Yes, all the time I've saved by doing things on a computer, I use up trying to make the computer work properly. Net savings?? ZERO!!!! But at least I have something to get my blood pressure up and to waste time with! I'm dumber than a rat in a maze. A rat will stop running the maze if it gets to the end, rings the bell, and there's no cheese. Me?? I keep rebooting and clicking and rebooting and clicking, with no reward. I'm stupider than a rat in a maze!!!! Paperless office??? You'd have to be crazy to leave your data on a computer without a hardcopy printout of every document. Having a computer simply means you have to store MORE paper because you know the computer will crash and leave you without whatever it was you needed.
What's really sad is, the "standard of performance" is so low and we accept it. If a car or any other appliance worked as poory, less often, and badly as a computer, the company that made them would be out of business. But we buy computers again and again. Why? Because we want to have them on our desks. Mine makes a good paperweight.
Fuck computers. Thank you for letting me vent. Now I have to reboot my shit-puter."
"Yo man computers rock man, they rock my socks off."
"It must take a smart ass to figure this damn thing out cause I sure cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"computers make me eat bananas and thats why i'm an octopus. sweet site btw computers sumtimes piss me of so much i wanna kill a 3 headed freak"
"I had the most awesome photos from A1 racing and when I tried to download them they got lost. Now my damn camera doesn't work. Gates should donate money to mental homes cause that's where all his customers end up."
“COMPUTERS ARE NOTHING BUT A ELECTRONIC DOOR STOP, THANKS ALOT BILL GATES FOR REINVENTING THE DOOR STOP. SEE YOU IN HELL NEEDLE DICK !!!!!!”
"I was looking for a sight that would help me properly reboot TWO of my fucked up computers that cought a stupid virus lately. I hate computer bullshit sabatoge. Fuck you mother fucker virus makers. Hope you end up in computer virus hell. This sucks. I still don`t know what to do."
"OHHHH MY BOB!!!!! i hate aol... my computer crashed on me just because i said... hell to some antichrist!!! DAMN!!!!!! I HATE FUCKING COMPUTERS THEIR THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!!!!
love always...
Danielle"
"I want to chuck my computer AND THE DAMN PRINTER out the window....."
"OMFG Your site sucks so much ass.
(PLEASE POST THIS ON UR SHITTY WEB-PAGE lol)"
“computers suck so much... my brother sits on it all day long and it works fine then I get on it for 5 fucking min. and it crashes on me what the hell... bill gates can kiss my ass... if it ever comes to the point where we have robots and are world is run by computers I'll kill myself I hate computers so much... this thing is a bull shit we have to bring it in every week to get some stupid viruses taken out then it destroys all of my files and shit... I HATE COMPUTERS....”
"the only mother fucking computer that ever worked had to do with apple, dell and windows 989 sucks ass. who ever invented those computes have tight pussies. cock
fest."
“Computers are what you make them..... BOLLOCKS i got a brand new pc and it comes up with bullshit error messages i'm just waitng for it to come up with "HUMAN ERADICATION MODE"”
“Dell sucks. I've had this computer for 10 monthes and it never worked! I've called them over 30 times and they don't care. Now they won't even call me back. I HATE Dell. Unless you want to spend $1000 on a worthless piece of crap that will never get fixed don't buy a Dell. Especially don't get an extended warranty. You spend $100 on a warranty so they can say "We're not allowed to fix that." All Dell cares about is money. Once you pay them you can go fuck yourself and they wouldn't shit. FUCK Dell.”
“Okay, I like the website, but these idiots who are bitching about their damn computers, they really need to learn how to type, and spell!! Ya'll probably wouldn't hate your damn computers so much if you knew how to use the damn things!!”
“i used to have a compaq presario until it pissed me off so i took it out and opened fire on it with a 12 gauge. i must have shot it about 10 times or so. but what sux is its ghost is in my current computer!!! guess i need to stop this madness too.......”
“I FUCKING hate computers especially mine!! it is a peace a shit....the color is all messed up u cant even tell what green looks like... OMG what a fucked up invention!!!!! THIS WEBSITE ROCKS!!”
“ok i know computers suck and i think it's very rude how people who's computers don't suck get on here in the first place and tell people who's computer sucks that they need to shut there @$$es that annoys me so much if there comp. is so good then why are they even looking at this sight in the first place!anywayz my computer sux to and sometimes i want to beat it with a hammer!i almost did once but then i was like f$#@ it and i put the hammer away but i swear one of these days i'm gonna do it, and my dad's comp. is about to die it's making a weird noise g2g!peace!”
“this site is so gay”
“how the hell do you get an e-mail account?
and why did u make a website if u hate computers, its cool but it just doesnt make sense w/e......but how do u make a damn account?”
“dude I so freakin hate computers to my brothers crashes all the time it pisses me off so fuckin bad I can't mother fuckin stand and to all you bitches and assholes who r tellin s to leave with it u can stick it up your ass why r u even on this website if your comp. works sooooooooooo good fuckers!”
“computers are big spider webs”
“i seriously think whoever came up with computers was some kind of torturer! if everyone beat their computer with a bat i would be so happy cuz we would get even with this evil machine that eats my homework and wastes my time!”
“my computer funks up my living room i think im might bazooka it or mabye i should just pull a wire out
im mean theyre not all that hard to screw up + theyre fun to smash hehehe”
“Dude, computers do not suck. Where would the world be without them?”
“hey brad - my comp sucks too. crashed 3 times tonight during 1 atempt at e-mailing someone. don't go through cable! asap i'm back with the phone cos.”
"yea,computers blow,i tried to upgrade my software or some s*&^ so i could watch a video and it totally destroyed my computer,after this im gonna throw this damn thing off my 5 storie building
p.s. good site"
"computers suck so much i cant believe my internet even got up to this web page without it fucking up. If computers r our future our future is pretty fucked up."
"Good lord do I hate computers, I'm trying to upgrade to XP and all I get is this freaking errors, to hell with the eggheads, this thing is a waste of existence"
"Hey!! I think that half of the people on here have realy suckie compuiters so stick it up your ass!!"
"hey brad - my comp sucks too. crashed 3 times tonight during 1 atempt at e-mailing someone. don't go through cable! asap i'm back with the phone cos."
"COMPUTERS ARE THE FUCKING GAYEST INVENTION EVER! THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOVED UP BILL GATES ASS. FUCK THE INTERNET AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH COMPUTERS! SUCK MY HARD DRIVE!!!!!"
"y fucking computer sucks ass my ass because it alway have pop ups and it get me fuckin pissed and i feel like throwin it out computers r all fuck up mother fucker so i use the main frame 4 sex"
"I just totally fucked up my computer by "upgrading" the software to keep it "secure". I would have been better off letting it get hacked than trying make it "secure". Microsoft, Dell and Seagate Tape Drives SUCK!"
"computers suck a** who needs them, there a load of shit they should all be burned and turned into lavalamps"
"Computers are needlessly complicated peices of shit. To accommplish anything you need to read a 700 page manual and perform mathematical operations that a scientist would find taxing. Fuck these things. Every one says that computers are going to change everything, well they already have... for the worse."
"my computer has windos xp and i want to throw it out the fu#$%&* windo"
"MY COMPUTER SUCKS!!!!!!!!IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GAME IT JUST SHUTS DOWN.USUALLY I'M WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALL COMPUTERS SSUUCCKK!!"
"computers suck i dont know y i am on it till i fond this web sight if they suck then y did u get this web sight u sound ike a idiot but it is a not cool web sight"
"i have aol and i cant even get ahold of dell or gateway to make abuy?"
"This computer that i have, sucks fucking shit!!!!!!i have AOL and it is a load of crap!dont get AOL because it will screw up your computer so much!!!!! and never ever EVER get a compaq presario windows 98! it sucks ass!my whole computer is fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"computers are awesome unlike you so shut up"
"hey wu^ i'm a rellly hot chick who luvs hot guys. i hate computers don't ask me why i'm on it right guess cause i like this sight cause it is so the truth."
"this is the funniest site i've ever seen, i was just pissed off b/c i couldn't find the research i wanted so i typed a bullshit address...this just TOTALLy made my day. thanks. i'd angry with you totally if it wasn't for the fact that i talk to my marine boyfriend through email. but thanks for the great laugh."
"After several weeks of frustration with internet explorer difficulties...I told my husband that maybe they can help me at computersuck.com he laughed at me. So I searched for the site. When the site could not be found he laughed at me. I laughed and said of course...I spelled it wrong, there are 2 s's in computerssuck. Site found! Thanks...you lightened my day, only in computerland am I always not right!!!! I laughed at least once today as prescribed by my physician."
"I was bored so I started typing ramdom addresses in and i came across this site. It's awesome! I can't stand computers. I always get this message that says I am performing an illegal opperation. Since when is checking my e-mail illegal?! Anywayz thanks for the laugh."
"I was working on studying for a test which we could take a 4x6" notecard in with you so I was typing one up and was almost done after three hours and when I remembered to save it the fucking thing erased ALL of my work and it was two in the morning so I couldn't start all over so I said fuck it. Every time I am on a computer, I get fucked!!!!! I hate computers."
"I so needed that. These damn things are completely frustrating. Its like a sad, pathetic relationship really. No matter what it does no matter how much you hate it, you always go back. So I have decided to break up with my comp starting now. Even though ill probably be back later. But I still hate it!"
"This is the coolest site ever. I hate computers because i can't seem to every find what i'm looking for. I wait about 10 hours for something just to find out that it is the wrong thing. this site deffinately made my day."
”o, this site is terrific! I look at it everytime i get pissed off at the computer, i laugh my @$$ off! What ppl say about computers is soooo tru, computers was said to become our future and everything, yeah its our future, it putting us through hell!”
“this site kicks ass. i was typing in a bullshit address expecting to get nothing out of it but here you are. We read this all and although i disagree and think computers blow instead i still find this site highly amusing. which isnt saying much considering it is me and i find stupid shit like this amusing.”
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